🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: TeaOnHer just got hotter than your grandma's tea kettle! 🍵💀 Just when you thought dating apps couldn't get any more cringe, this slimeball spills the tea (and all your driver’s license info) faster than you can say “Swipe Left!” 💔👉🚫 So, our homie Xavier Lampkin (yes, that guy) has basically handed out IDs like Oprah at a car giveaway! “You get a data breach! And YOU get a data breach!” 🤡💳 Who needs hacker skills when you can just mishandle *everything*? Talk about a 404 in the privacy department. 📜👀 A leaked screenshot from the dev team read: “We thought about notifying users, but... nah. The stonks are rising, fam.” So, like, they're just gonna let you stew in the chaos? This is fine... NOT! 🔥💀 Meanwhile, users are like Drake pointing at their data being tossed like confetti at a rapper’s birthday party. 🎉 Fr fr, can we just make “data breach” the new Tinder format? "Looking for love, but also might ruin your identity. Swipe right if you're cool with it!" 🤖💔 Hot take: In 2024, the new dating trend will be only dating people who just *don’t* have a driver's license! 🚀 Buckle up, cause this rollercoaster of a world is just getting started. Buckle your seatbelts, folks—your privacy just went *poof*! 💥💔