🎄📚 Hold onto your lesson plans, fam! We just uncovered the *ultimate* holiday gift guide for teachers who somehow survive in the 2025 dystopia! 🚀💀 First up on the wish list? Smart whiteboards that *literally* grade your papers for you (like Harry Potter’s sorting hat but for unsolicited essays)! 🧙‍♂️✍️ Teachers are gonna flex with AI-powered grading that prevents meltdowns and caffeinated tears. No cap, this is straight-up game-changer 🔥🤖. And guess what? Teachers are also craving VR headsets to escape the classroom (like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where kids don’t shout “but I was absent!” 75% of the time?) 🥸💔. A teacher was heard yelling, “Imagine exploring the Amazon instead of explaining the quadratic formula, amazed look on their face: *Galaxy Brain* level thinking!” 💭💥 But hold up! We aren’t just giving them gadgets! Check out these *leaked* developer quotes: “We made a coffee maker that brews with the power of hope and dreams. ☕️✨ It's the only thing keeping teachers alive in 2025!” So what’s my hot take, you ask? By 2025, teachers will be AI overlords, grading papers while holograms explain physics during lunch. The future is bleak but blessed, fam! This is fine. 🔥🐸💰 Share this with your squad before the robots take over! 😱👾