🚨💔 Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round—our safe space just got HACKED! 🤡💀 You heard it right: the women-only app “Tea” just spilled the most CHAOTIC tea of all—multiple database breaches! ☕️💥 Imagine logging in for a chat about your fave nail polish 💅 and BOOM! Hackers just found your entire convo on their dark web shopping list! 😱 So here’s the 411: hackers playin' hide and seek with your personal chats, images, and even PHONE NUMBERS 😳. It’s like they’re saying “Is it ‘What’s your number?’ or ‘What’s your credit score?’” 🤑💀 The stonks are down on this app, fam. Time to retreat to the safety of a group text—this is fine! 🔥🚀 As one developer, who may or may not have been on the verge of tears, said: “We thought our encryption was secure… turns out it was softer than a marshmallow at a campfire.” 🤦‍♂️ But take heart! 🚀 I predict that in 2024, there will be a new app called “TeA-ll the Secrets” that’s just a secret Discord server where we scream about our problems anonymously, and the only hack is that one guy who makes terrible puns! 💅💥 No cap, that’s a vibe! #SpamTheHackers #GirlGetYoDataSecure 🎉