"🔥 TCGPlayer’s got mini tins cheaper than your ex’s excuses! 💔💸 #BrokeButWoke #PrismaticVibes"
⚡️👾🎉 Hold onto your Poké Balls, folks! The ultimate battle of the century is happening and it’s not in an anime; it’s between TCGPlayer and Amazon! 💣💥 🤑💸 So, here’s the tea: Prismatic Evolutions Mini Tins are vibin’ at just $23.95 on TCGPlayer! But Amazon? They’re charging $31.88 for those shiny 2-Pack Blisters, and honestly, that’s a major *cringe* moment, fam. 🚫😬 Imagine these two companies like Drake in the “God’s Plan” meme: on one side, TCGPlayer’s like “I gotta save my stonks!” 👑📈 and on the other, Amazon’s just like “I’m charging you 8 extra bucks because 😈.” Some “leaked” chats from inside Amazon's HQ: **Intern:** "Bro, we gotta raise prices again, it's a law of economics or something." **Manager:** "But what if we just make our Prime members pay for air?” **Intern:** "Based. But also, they’re gonna seethe.” 😂🤣💀 In summary, don’t let Jeff Bezos finesse you outta your hard-earned cash, fam! Run (don’t walk) to TCGPlayer! 🚀🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, the only thing more expensive than the price of Poké cards will be pizza from Elon Musk’s Moon pizzeria. 🍕👽 Mark my words!
