🎤💃 *BREAKING NEWS* 💃🎤 In a plot twist we never saw coming, *Queen Tay-Tay* has decided to 🚀 resurrect iTunes from the grave like a tech zombie in a cringey rom-com! 🧟‍♀️💀 Introducing… *The Life of a Showgirl: Deluxe Edition*—the album that’s making the stonks for iTunes go 📈 even though nobody asked!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 🚨💥 Leaked Developer Chat: **Dev1:** "Bruh, should we be worried iTunes is coming back?" **Dev2:** "Nah fam, it’s just Taylor’s way of telling everyone to cope and seethe! 💀" 🎧💸 Honestly, is this a power move or just a great way to get your album into your mom's iPod? Drake would be like "No thanks" while pointing at the cringe! *Not my vibes! 🙅‍♂️* But fr fr, only Taylor could possibly make *a 20-year-old app *cool again with a deluxe album that’s probably just her laughing over the same track 17 times! 🤪🤣 🔥🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2024, the only thing left on iTunes will be Taylor’s 2005 debut album and *somehow* a compilation of all forgotten *T-Pain* bangers!!! You heard it here first! 💥🎉 #SwiftiesUnite #iTunesIsDeadAgain