🚨📱Hold onto your overpriced iPhones, fam! The smartphone market is growing at a staggering 1%!!! That’s like finding a leftover fry in your fast food bag – a whole lot of excitement over something that's been sitting around too long. 🍟😱 🌌 Enter midrange heroes like the Samsung Galaxy A36! 🤴👾 These bad boys are throwing AI at our faces like confetti at a tech funeral. You wanna try AI without selling your kidneys? Say less! 💸🦠 No cap, this is the tech version of “let's just throw some AI on it and hope for the best.” “Why pay $1,000 for a smartphone when you can pay $300 to unlock a mediocre chatbot?!” - some developer at Samsung, probably. 🤔💀 The tariff situation? NEWSFLASH, NO ONE CARES! 🌪️ They’re stacking AI chips higher than my anxiety levels while I watch another "AI will take our jobs" TikTok. 🤖💸 Meanwhile, this is fine, right? 🔥 News Flash: in 5 years, TikTok will launch their own smartphone, integrated with AI that tells you the best dance moves to avoid real-world interaction. 📱💃🤡 #BasedOrCringe? Stay tuned for the chaos! 🌪️🚀