🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: The Starling Home Hub just crashed harder than my WiFi after a Discord voice chat! 💥😱 In a move as shocking as your aunt discovering TikTok, the Starling Home Hub is officially DOA 🚫💔. These poor devs just wanted to bridge the Google Nest and Apple Home 🏠🔗, but tariffs hit them harder than a ‘90s dad joke! “We can’t afford to keep the dream alive,” says a *totally* real developer quote I just made up, “it’s like trying to play Fortnite on a toaster!” 🥴🔥💰 So, for those of you living in a smart home built from a patchwork of Apple and Google devices, it’s curtains for your beloved hub. Think of it as the galaxy brain meme but in reverse—where the universe just shrunk instead of expanding. 🤯💭💩 Google and Apple? Still beefing harder than Drake and Pusha T with no end in sight! 🍔❌🥊 And with no Starling Home Hub, your Nest devices are left playing solitaire in a corner like the kid at a party with no friends. 😢 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In an attempt to one-up each other, Google will start charging for “Cool Beans” subscriptions that allow Nest devices to wink at Siri. Also, Fish Sauce as a new currency—mark my words! 🐠💯💸 #OnlyInTheMetaverse #TechWorldChaos