🚨BREAKING: TARGET + OPENAI = STONKS 🤑🚀💰 Y’all, grab your shopping carts because Target just made a power move! 🛒💨 Word on the street (aka Twitter) is that they’re hatching a new ChatGPT-powered app that’s about to make your shopping experience as wild as a cat in a dog park! 🐱🐶 Like, can I just ask? What's next? AI that can convince you that pineapple on pizza is a good idea? 🤡🍕 According to leaked developer notes (from my cousin’s friend), "We wanted to create an app that helps shoppers... and also distracts them with memes while they spend their entire paycheck." 💸🔥 BASED? More like CRINGE! 🤦‍♂️ Drake’s feeling skrrt on this one ➡️ "AI-driven shopping? Nah, we ain't talking about it!" But also, who needs human interaction when you’ve got a chatbot telling you what to buy while you ball out? 🤑💀 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Target will replace cashiers with sentient chatbots that roast you based on your shopping habits. “Oh, you really need another pair of socks?” 🤖💔 Get ready for the chaos, fam. This is fine. 💀✨ Share if you agree!