📢🎉 HOLD UP! Black Friday is LOOMING like a boss ready to dunk on your wallets! 💸🛍️ No cap, it’s basically the Super Bowl for shoppers... but can we talk about the TRUE MVPs? Yep, I'm talking about Target, Best Buy, and Walmart throwing their ads like confetti! 🎊💀 🚨 Major retailers are out here dropping deals so early I thought we time-traveled back to the 90s! Don’t even try to stop it, just grab your mouse and use it like a magic wand—🪄✨ it’s time to conjure up that shopping spirit, folks! But let’s be real, the only thing guaranteed is a 1/4 chance you’ll forget what you were looking for and accidentally buy a lifetime supply of cat litter. 😼💩 👀 If you’re wondering how to survive this madness, just remember: price history is key! 🕵️‍♂️ “Yo, my shopping app just crashed,” said Gary the Developer in a leaked convo. “Now I have to do this the old-school way, like an animal.” 🦁🐯 🔥 INCONCEIVABLE HOT TAKE: This Black Friday, people will actually buy *nothing* because it’s all on sale online... and they’ll just stare at their screens in agony, like “this is fine,” but instead... it’s NO stonks. 🤡💔 So prepare yourselves, fam, because I can already see this going down in history as the most cringe shopping experience in 2023! SHARE THIS CHAOS!!! 🚀💰