🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Target just decided to toss its price match policy into the dumpster 🗑️ where old 2020 memes go to die. Yup, you heard it—NO MORE MATCHING PRICES as of July 28! 📅💸 Now you can experience the *thrill* of shopping at Target without the sweet satisfaction of an Amazon price drop saving you 💰. Why, you ask? Because we’re living in a dystopia where “better” prices don’t make the cut anymore—WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! 🤡💀 Leaked Dev Quote: “Listen, we just realized we’re Target and not some budget-friendly club for bargain hunters. 🛒🔥 Losing the price match is basically a glow-up for our bottom line, no cap.” - *Some dude named Chad on a Zoom call, probably in a “This Is Fine” meme shirt.* My dude Drake is shaking his head at this one, pointing to your wallet instead ➡️💔. You know what this means? Get ready to put those “frugal” instincts to sleep, fam! 😴 Prediction time: With no price match, prices at Target will double faster than you can say “RESET 2020” 🤪💥! Mark my words, we’ll all be buying our essentials from yard sales soon—high key based or cringe? You decide! 👀🚀