🚨🔥 Hold on to your stethoscopes, folks! 🚀 The Stockholm squad at Tandem Health just threw a $50M party for their AI medical copilot that’s basically Siri but for sick people! 🤖💰 Cue the dramatic music because Kinnevik just dropped the bag on this like it’s Black Friday! 🛒💸 I’m not saying they’re the next big thing, but I would not blame you if you wanted to invest your life savings and your mom's vintage Pokémon cards into this. 📈🔮 #stonks Rumor has it, one of the developers said, “Our AI can even remind doctors to pretend they’re listening to patients.” 🎭💀 Talk about *based* functionality! 🙌😎 Can't wait for the day when my AI doctor tells me to stretch and drink water while it memes on my blood pressure like, “This is fine!” 😂🔥 But fr fr, if they can make patient notes as easy as a TikTok dance, we’re looking at a total game changer. 💥 Who needs human empathy when you got algorithms? 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Tandem’s AI will eventually be able to diagnose your problems completely using a 5-second TikTok clip of you sneezing. Mark my words! 😤🥴✨ #FutureOfMedicine #NoCap