🚨 BREAKING: The BioShock studio just took a deep dive into the unemployment pool! 🏊‍♂️💸 Take-Two decided to serve us some hot layoffs 🍩🔥, sending 80 of their finest Cloud Chamber peeps packing! That's like 1 in 3 devs—yikes, talk about a "Clash in the Clouds! ☁️💀 #JustTakeTwo #ByeByeBioshock! But wait, there’s more! 🔮 Get ready to wait until 2026 or even 2027 for the next BioShock game. They really said “delayed gratification” like it's a college course 📚😅! Imagine showing off that sick vision of the underwater dystopia for five more years… may as well throw a “This is Fine” dog meme in there because those devs are probably feeling like they’re in a sinking city 😬💔. 👀 Rumor has it that a dev was overheard saying, “I hope we get to develop underwater breathing techniques instead.” When the grind gets real, y’all! 😂💰 With the way things are going, I predict the next BioShock will be a mandatory VR experience where you literally drown in your tears waiting for the release! 🥴💀🕵️‍♂️💦 #InBioshockWeTrust #Stonks! Only time will tell if we’re getting a masterpiece or just another sad meme in the making! 🤖🚀