💰🚨 BREAKING: Take-Two just dropped some GOBSTOPPING numbers, fam! 🎉 Q1 net bookings are up 17% to $1.42B — that’s more cash than Drake has “hotline blingin’” in his pocket! 💸📈 They also said, “Hold my controller!” and raised their FY 2026 net bookings projection! 🚀💥 Meanwhile, gamers everywhere are sitting like this 🧑‍💻➡️💀, refreshing their feeds waiting for “Grand Theft Auto 6” like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕. #GTA6Hype is REAL, no cap! 🤯 A leaked convo from a Take-Two developer I totally didn’t make up goes something like this: 🗣️“Hey, we just printed money, should we drop GTA6 soon?” 🧑‍🤖 “Nah, let’s just keep milking them with overpriced skins and microtransactions. Stonks, baby!” Honestly, before you know it, we’ll be paying $5 for a pixelated mustache in GTA6 and you’ll accept it because you’re a sucker for nostalgia. 🤡💀 Remember when we all thought we were living in a simulation? Nah, bros, we’re in the GRAND THEFT AUTO *PRICING STRATEGY* simulation now! Hot take: I predict Take-Two will hire a psychic to determine the precise moment to release GTA6. 🤔🔮💥 And it’ll drop the same day they announce a subscription for “unlimited mustaches.” 🤣 #ThisIsFine #GamingMeta #DegenLife