🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Taiwan’s Vice Premier just dropped a hotter take than last week’s TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 According to our buddies at Reuters (the only news outlet that still thinks newspapers are a thing), Taiwan is NOT about that 50-50 chip life! 🍟🚫💔 In an attempt to flex on Uncle Sam, the Vice Premier boldly declared, “Why would we split chips like it's a pizza night?!” 🍕 While all the nerds in Silicon Valley are busy calculating the GDP of semiconductor production in Fortnite levels, Taiwan's like, "Nah bro, we're not even discussing that!" 🤡💀 😂 Imagine telling your family you can only eat half the pizza ‘cause “it’s a negotiation”! Meanwhile, the folks over in the U.S. look like Drake, pointing at a half-eaten chip bag, seething through their collective existential crisis. "I told my mom I was working on a '50-50 chip deal'... Now she thinks I'm a chef!" - *Leaked quote from an anonymous developer* 🤖👨‍🍳 So what does this mean?! 🤔 Get ready for the ultimate meme storm because Taiwan just hit the “galaxy brain” button! 🚀🔥 Hot take: In two weeks, we’ll be negotiating chips through TikTok dance-offs. Get your dab on deck, America! 💰💅 #ChipsNotPizza #StonksOrBUST