🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Taiwan Pauses Chip Export Drama! 🚨🚨 In a plot twist juicier than your favorite telenovela, Taiwan just hit the brakes on its chips export controls to South Africa after a whopping TWO DAYS! Like, fam, that’s shorter than my last relationship! 💔🤡 Here’s the deets: Taiwan was all like, “Hold up! Let’s not use our precious silicon nuggets as diplomatic grenades.” 🧨💔 Cue the awkward eye contact as they realize chips aren't supposed to be weapons of *export* destruction! “I'm just trying to vibe over here,” said a hypothetical *Taiwanese Chip Developer*, probably while sipping bubble tea. “Why use our chips for shade when we can use them for STONKS?!” 💰📈 This whole scenario has got the *This is Fine* dog sweating bullets while scrolling through #SADDiplomacy memes. 🌍☠️ So, are we heading towards peace or more cringe? 🤔 Drake says "no" to drama with a smooth pointers-to-the-ground move. Prediction: Chip shortages are about to become a meme... again. Fr fr, brace yourself for "Limited Edition South African Chip" merch next! 🥴🔥 #Chipocalypse2024 So… Taiwan, what's next? Free chips with every diplomatic email? 💌🤖