🚨🔥 BREAKING: TAIWAN IS CHANNELING ITS INNER *THOR* AS IT SLAYS THE SEMICON DRAGON! 🔥🚨 Yo, did y'all catch the Semicon trade show in Taipei? 🌍🤯 Taiwan's out here flexing harder than your mom on leg day, saying “We’re building TRUSTED non-red supply chains” like it’s a new TikTok dance challenge! 💃💼💅 It’s like watching your nerdy friend turn into a diplomatic superhero. 💪🦸‍♂️ One insider whispered (in my dreams, obvs) “If we can make chips LEGALLY, we can make peace LEGALLY!” 🤯💡 Like, CAPTAIN AMERICA but make it Semiconductors? Stonks go Brrrrr! 📈💰 And let’s be real—these chips are racin’ for that sweet, sweet non-Communist cash. 🙌💰 Drake’s image would be like: “No to red flags, YES to green flags!” You know the vibe. 🚦👽 Okay, hot take: by 2025, Taiwan will be the ultimate Chip God, and Apple will buy it out for $1 trillion, just so they can whisper “Trust us” while their devices spy on you! 😱🤖💀 Stay tuned, fam, we’re just getting started! 💥💥 #NotYourAverageSemicon