🚨💥 BREAKING: Tailscale just threw a massive shade bomb on Zero Trust, and lemme tell ya, the tea is HOT! 🍵🔥 If you thought "Zero Trust" was the golden snitch of enterprise security, think again, fam. Turns out it’s more like the "king with no clothes" 👑🚫—all hype, no real clothes! According to Tailscale's "State of Zero Trust 2025" (which looks like it was made at 3 AM on a Tuesday), ONLY 1% of IT wizards are vibing with their access setups. 🧙‍♂️✨ Like, are we even TRYING out here? This is the tech equivalent of “this is fine” while everything burns down 🔥. Leaked dev convo: 🧑‍💻 Dev1: “I can barely understand my coffee order, and you want me to trust a ‘Zero Trust’ system?” 🧑‍💻 Dev2: “Bro, at this point, I just let the hackers in and tell them to keep it chill.” 😂 Stonks are plummeting on that sad trust fall, fam! 💰📉 Hot take prediction: Mark my words, in 2025, we'll be DOXXING Zero Trust and replacing it with the new buzzword: "Absolutely No Trust"—because if the IT peeps can’t trust themselves, neither should we! 🤯🚀 #GetRekt #ZeroTrust 🤡💀