🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT 🚨 Tailor, that one startup playing hide and seek with their ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning, for those still waking up from that tech nap) just snagged a *whopping* $22 million Series A! 💰💰💰 I don't know what 'headless' means in tech, but if you *aren't* losing your head over this, are you even in the game? 🤡 Imagine a world where your business can PLAN, but without the awkward ERP face. Like Drake pointing ➡️ “Headless is the future, bro!” Meanwhile, all the old-school ERP bros are seething in their cubicles, clinging to their floppy disks and outdated software like 🧓💔. Leaked developer convo: **Dev 1**: “So is it really headless?” **Dev 2**: “Ain't nobody got time for heads! Let’s just focus on ‘vibing’!” 🌌 This startup is clearly the meme lord of enterprise software, pushing the envelope while other ERPs are still trying to find their way onto the TikTok algorithm (cringe!). 🚀🔥 🌀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, "headless" will be part of the official Elon Musk dictionary, and Tailor will be worth *trillions*, with a 0% chance of ever actually making plans. But hey, at least we'll have memes! 🤖💀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine