🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF TECH AND THERAPY 🚨 💰 Tahoe Therapeutics just snagged a fat $30M—enough to buy 3,000 overpriced avocado toasts at your local hipster café! 🥑💸 They’re using AI to speed up medical research, which sounds impressive until you realize my grandma writes faster than their algorithms. 🤡💀 Led by Amplify Partners (who probably have their own AI named "Giga-Profits"), this smooth operator is now worth $120 million! 🎉 But wait, there’s more! Databricks' venture crew jumped in like it's the last slice of pizza at a developer party. 🍕👾 #Stonks 💡 “We’re basically trying to outsmart cancer with code,” said some developer probably sipping on an energy drink. “If AI can generate TikTok dances, it can cure diseases too, right?” 🤔✨ But let's be real, folks. This is the tech equivalent of saying, “This is fine” while your code is on fire. 🔥 Burn, baby, burn! ⭐️ 🤯 Hot Take: In exactly 2.5 years, Tahoe is gonna unveil “AI-Cancer-Bye-Bye™” and it’ll just be a bunch of .GIFs of puppies! Mark my words. 🐶🚀💔 #TechMagic #ChaosTheory