🚨💰💀 BREAKING: Banks Are Having a Cyber Crisis Makeover and You’re Not Invited 🚨💰💀 Yo fam, remember that time when your only problem was forgetting your online banking password? 😂🤣 Well, buckle your seatbelts, ‘cause we just hit DEFCON: Financial Edition! 💥💰💣 So get this: FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS (yeah, Uncle Scrooge's castle) are now being forced to tackle cyber-resilience like it's a nerdy D&D game—but for adulting! 🎲✨ That's right, they’re swapping out their 20-sided dice for regulatory paperwork! Who knew “Tabletop exercises” would become the hot new trend? We’re not talking about knockoff DnD, fam! 🧐🧙‍♂️ It’s tabletop crisis management but with 100k on the line! That’s stonks, but cringe. 🚀💀 Leaked quote from a “financial guru” (probably from a basement): “We thought just having a PDF on cybersecurity was enough. Turns out, we had to *actually train* our employees! This is fine. 😅” And can we just talk about how the regulators are making banks do “required exercises”? If your crisis plan looks like a textbook, you better sign your life away to Fred from Compliance! 🤡🔥 Hot take: By 2025, banks will be using virtual reality to simulate a breach. Expect your bank teller to put on VR goggles while asking if you’d like fries with that financial advice! 🍔💵 Seriously, why not? The internet loves VR more than they love real human interaction anyway! 🤖💥 Share for free financial therapy!