🚨✨ HOLD UP, FOLKS! 💸💸 So, you’re telling me that Tabby, the Riyadh-based BNPL (Buy Now Pay Later, but let’s be real, it's more like ‘Buy Now Cry Later’ 😭) startup, just *dropped* its secondary share sale and is now flexing a juicy $4.5B valuation? Must be nice out there in the desert! 🏜️🔥 Like, did someone hit the "stonks" button at the last desert rave or what? 📈🤡 Imagine the shareholders doing the Drake Pointing Meme when they heard the news… they’re like “Nah, I’m not crying, I’m just cutting checks!” 💁‍♂️💰 💀 But let’s get real for a second. This is “CRINGE” on a cosmic level! They’re basically selling shares to each other like kids trading Pokémon cards! 🃏💥😱 Developer at Tabby: “We thought IPO stood for Instant Pizza Oversight. Turns out it’s just our last chance to break even!” 💔🍕 As for all those “visionaries” cashing in on Tabby? This is fine… until it’s not! 😬🌪️ Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, EVERYONE will be required to pay using “emotional credits” in the Metaverse. 🧠🚀 Catch ya at the IPO, fam! This ride's about to get chaotic! 😤🔥💯 #TabbyVision #BNPLbutWhy