🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH VOID!🚀 T-Mobile is hopping on the cosmic train with T-Satellite, partnering with Starlink to make your texts SO OUT OF THIS WORLD! 👽🌌 And guess what?! They’re working with Apple, so soon your iPhone will send DMs to Mars like it’s a normal Tuesday! 📱👽 After weeks of *low-key* beta vibes that had customers itching more than a cat meme on a Monday, they’re going full throttle NEXT MONTH! 💥💎 It’s a paid service, so get your wallets ready, fam! 💸 But hey, what’s a little data when you can *actually* send emojis to aliens? 👽👽 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t just make up, a T-Mobile dev was like: "We figured if Elon can launch cars to space, why not texts? #Stonks 💰📈" Meanwhile, another guy was just eating chips saying, "This is fine." 🥴 Don’t forget, they’re expanding from *just* texts to data, so get ready to binge-watch cat videos in zero-G! 😂📺 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: Next, we’ll be FaceTiming with intergalactic beings, and they’ll still ghost us 🤡. COPE. SEETHE. This is only the beginning, kiddos! Buckle up! 🛸💥 #TechMadness