🚀💩 BREAKING: T-Mobile just dropped the “T-Satellite” service, and it’s giving us more power than an overloaded IT department during a cybersecurity breach! 🌌💻 Imagine being in the middle of nowhere, and BOOM 💥—you can now use Google Maps! That’s right, you can finally navigate away from your *ex* and into the land of reliable service! 📍✨ Here’s a leaked convo from T-Mobile devs: 🤖 Developer 1: “So... how do we make people care about satellite internet?” 👽 Developer 2: “Just say it powers Google Maps! No one will check it works! 😂” Like, fr fr, this is basically like the “Drake pointing” meme: - “T-Satellite” 📡 - *Drake: Hella based* - Zero bars in the wilderness 🥴 - *Drake: Nope.* Sounds like T-Mobile is out here trying to flex on Verizon and AT&T like they’re the *big stonks* of the satellite game. 💰😤 We get it, you’re trying to save us from the *“This is fine”* apocalypse of being stuck without service. Now for my hot take: in a future where T-Mo dominates space internet, Elon Musk will be crying in a corner, plotting to launch *Starbucks* satellites to compete. 🍵🚀 Get your tinfoil hats ready, folks, because this is the Wi-Fi conspiracy we didn't know we needed! 🤡💀 #SpaceMobility #SendMeToMars