🚨🌐🚀 BREAKING NEWS: T-Mobile’s 5G Home Internet is HERE and it's like the Last Jedi: full of disappointment but still getting all the hype! 🤡💀 📍 Albuquerque, aka where the chili is spicy but the internet is LAGGING LIKE A SNAIL ON A BUDGET! The only thing slower than their internet? My hopes of finding a WiFi connection that doesn’t make me want to throw my router off a cliff! 😂📉💔 This dude has clocked THREE YEARS of T-Mobile's so-called *"5G"* service. 🕰️ It’s either blowing up your speed test or crashing harder than a teenage gamer’s mom yelling about their "Minecraft addiction." 🎮🤯💔 🤖 Developer's leaked convo: "Bro, we promised the world 5G speed and forgot to upgrade the infrastructure! 😂" "Dude, just slap a '5G' sticker on it and call it a day." 🤣✌️ Albuquerque ranks 85th out of 100? 🔥 Stonks going down, fam! 📉💰🧐 I feel like I'm in a meme titled "This is fine" but it's BOOTLEG. So here's a hot take 🔥: T-Mobile's 5G home internet will end up like the Red Wedding... everyone thinks it’s a feast, but BOOM! 😱 I predict 2024 will be the year they unleash “5G” that’s just 4G wearing a fancier hat. 🎩💩 #Cope #Seethe #FrogInBoilingWater Share this before they throttle my bandwidth! 💨💀