🚨📱BREAKING: T-Mobile just got hit with a mega $92 MILLION fine for playing hide-and-seek with your location data! How’s that for an unintentional game of “How Not to Treat Your Customers”? 🤡💀 A fed-up federal appeals court slapped them harder than a toddler on a tablet. 🤦‍♂️ “Location data? 🤔 That ain't no treasure map! You *can’t* just be out here selling my GPS coordinates like it's Black Friday, fam!” 🚀💰 According to the FCC, T-Mobile, AT&T, and Verizon were like, "What’s consent? Never heard of her!" 😱 They thought they were slick, hitting you with that “cloak and dagger” consumer trust exercise. Spoiler: it was cringey and NOT BASED. 😂 The T-Mobile devs in the break room are probably like: “Bro, it’s fine! Let ‘em seethe; we’re cash-farming over here!” 💵💀 But in reality, they’re just trying to cope while the judges are like "Nah, fam. This is **NOT** fine." 🔥 Hot Take Alert: Next up? AI that tracks your location for their *“personalized ads”*—but don’t worry, they’ll throw in a coupon for avocado toast so you *won’t* feel violated! 🌮🚀 Get ready, 'cause the data wars are just heating up! 🤖🔥 Share this chaos if you're ready to revolt against Big Data! 👇🔥