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๐Ÿ“ก T-Mobile just dropped the T-Satellite like a hot meme ๐Ÿ”ฅ, powered by Starlink! LFG! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ #SpaceDrip

July 23, 2025
27 days ago
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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŒŒ BREAKING: T-Mobileโ€™s new T-SATELLITE service is out and itโ€™s kinda like that awkward third wheel who just shows up to your party but forgets to bring snacks. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’” This โ€œsatellite serviceโ€ is basically the cosmic version of your friend who keeps texting you at 2 AM asking if you want to play Fortnite. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ โ€œHey, can you send me a meme?โ€ Well, too bad, my dudeโ€”T-Satellite only supports good ol' text messaging and sad location sharing! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“ In an *exclusive* (aka totally made up) quote, Mike Sievert was like, โ€œWe took the sky and turned it into a phone plan!โ€ ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ This guy is out here charging $10 (for now) to text like itโ€™s the early 2000s. I mean, stonks? More like *stonks for boomers* who still can't figure out TikTok! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ƒ But listen, if you're stranded in the woods, just remember: "This is fine." ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ• At least you can send your friends a โ€œhelpโ€ text before the bears get you! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ฅ HOT TAKE: T-Mobile is just one step away from launching T-Drone for sending texts ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จโ€ฆ which will probably come with a monthly fee of $50. #RIPWallet and yes I'm serious! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ค

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