๐ก T-Mobile just dropped the T-Satellite like a hot meme ๐ฅ, powered by Starlink! LFG! ๐๐ #SpaceDrip
๐จ๐ BREAKING: T-Mobileโs new T-SATELLITE service is out and itโs kinda like that awkward third wheel who just shows up to your party but forgets to bring snacks. ๐ฅด๐๐ This โsatellite serviceโ is basically the cosmic version of your friend who keeps texting you at 2 AM asking if you want to play Fortnite. ๐๐ฌ โHey, can you send me a meme?โ Well, too bad, my dudeโT-Satellite only supports good ol' text messaging and sad location sharing! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ In an *exclusive* (aka totally made up) quote, Mike Sievert was like, โWe took the sky and turned it into a phone plan!โ ๐๐๐ธ This guy is out here charging $10 (for now) to text like itโs the early 2000s. I mean, stonks? More like *stonks for boomers* who still can't figure out TikTok! ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ But listen, if you're stranded in the woods, just remember: "This is fine." ๐ฅ๐ At least you can send your friends a โhelpโ text before the bears get you! ๐ป๐ซ ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: T-Mobile is just one step away from launching T-Drone for sending texts ๐ฉ๏ธ๐จโฆ which will probably come with a monthly fee of $50. #RIPWallet and yes I'm serious! ๐คก๐ค