🚨💥 BREAKING: T-Mobile FURIOUSLY throws FREE Pixel 10s like confetti at your face! 💥🚨 Y’all ready to get your mind BLOWN? 🤯 For a limited time, T-Mobile is throwing shade at your wallet by offering NOT ONE, NOT TWO, but up to FOUR FREE Google Pixel 10 or Pixel 10 Pro phones! 🤑 Like, are we trying to build a Pixel army or what? 👾 How do you qualify? 🤔 The secret sauce is simpler than your grandma’s cookie recipe: sign up for a qualifying plan, AND throw your old device at them like you’re in a tech version of dodgeball! 🤷‍♂️💔💥 Leaked text from a T-Mobile dev: “We wanted to give customers a taste of the Pixel life! But honestly, we just want everyone to trade their junk in for sweet new tech! #BlameTheIntern” 📱🔥 Meanwhile, Google is over there like Drake pointing at T-Mobile: “They don’t need to KEEP the phones. Just make them think they’re rich!” 💰😂 Honestly, if you’re not getting multiple free phones and screaming “STONKS” during this promotion, are you even trying?? This is the tech equivalent of “This is fine” while you hoard phones like a digital dragon 🐉. 📉 Hot take: By Christmas, T-Mobile will have a whole Pixel multiverse running in every home, and we’ll all be crying over a shortage of chargers. 🤡💀🔥 #GetYourPixelNOW!