🚨✨ BREAKING: T-Mobile hits the “Unsubscribe” button on DEI programs to butter up the FCC 🤡💸. That’s right, fam! 💀💔 In a bold move that screams “please validate our business decisions,” T-Mobile's like, “DEI? Nah, we’d rather have that $4.4 billion deal for US Cellular 💰💪.” Imagine the T-Mobile boardroom like this: 🧠 *“Yo, let’s just ghost all our DEI initiatives right when we need FCC approval. Just vibes. 🤪”* 🧠 *“Bet, but make it look like we’re doing it for the ‘public interest.’”* Even FCC Chair Brendan Carr was caught slinging “good step forward” compliments like candy 🥳🍬; meanwhile, democratic commissioner Anna M. Gomez is over here like, “Y’all *really* couldn’t keep it together for, like, five minutes? 🤦‍♀️” Also, let’s peep at the timeline: "Hey T-Mobile, why did you pause all those cool DEI projects?" 📉 Stonks? More like stonks just took the *L* here. 🤦‍♂️🔥 In a totally unhinged prediction 👀🚀, I foresee a future where T-Mobile sends *“We’re Diverse Now, Plz Approve Us!”* text alerts as part of their 5G marketing strategy. What will they think of next? 🤔🤖💥 Stay tuned, my fellow netizens—the chaos is real! 🤪 #TMobileFlop #DiversityWho?