🚨📉 BREAKING NEWS: Synopsys just hit the "oops" button! 💀💰 Their stock plummeted over 20% like your favorite TikTok cringe compilation after they spilled the beans that their IP (Intellectual Property, not Internet Protocol, boomer 🧓) biz is tanking harder than my self-esteem at a family reunion! 🤡🔥 Sources close to the situation (read: my mom) say they’re blaming U.S. export restrictions to China. Like, bro, can you imagine? The U.S. government reading Synopsys’ report like “sorry about your IP… but we’re busy making sure your exports are DOA.” 🏴‍☠️🚫 Just last week, some dev was seen yelling, “This is fine,” as they watched their stock charts line up next to Jake Paul’s career trajectory. Like Drake pointing at this stock in a meme and saying, “Nope!” as it dives. 🤦‍♂️💔 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “I thought we were doing stonks, not plummeting like an overcooked soufflé!” 🎉😱 So, here’s the hot take: **In exactly 2 months, Synopsys will pivot to selling NFTRecipe tokens to chefs in the metaverse... and it will WORK.** 🤖🚀 Mark my words! 🥴