🚨🌊🎮 Hold onto your fins, folks! Sword of the Sea just dropped, and it’s got more vibes than a dolphin on roller skates! 🐬🛼💨 Now, let’s get one thing straight: sharks don’t actually need to swim or they’ll *die* – that’s a myth, like saying Vaporwave is still a genre! 🦈💀 But the real kicker? Playing this game feels like you’re gasping for air in a sea of forgettable titles. 😫🔥 Giant Squid is out here trying to create a “symphony of movement” 🎶, but let’s be honest, it’s more like a kazoo-playing fish choir #Cringe 🤡. You’re gliding around like a pro while trying to dodge the existential dread of boredom. But hey, if you love feeling like a majestic seaweed while floundering through a digital ocean, GO OFF! 🌊💅 “Bro, why does Sword of the Sea feel like I’m swimming through molasses?” said an anonymous dev, sipping a soy latte. ☕️ But don’t worry, you can ride the wave of this *half-baked* concept, for the low price of *your sanity*! 💸💀💰 Final hot take? In five years, Sword of the Sea will be swapped with *Underwater Forklift Simulator* in the bargain bin. Mark my words! 🚀🔥 #Stonks 👀