🚨🍫💰 BREAKING: Switzerland is the Deep Tech Daddy, and no one else is invited to the party! (Sorry, rest of the world, better luck next funding round! 💀) 🤖💔 According to the latest Swiss Deep Tech Report 2025 (yes, that’s a thing 🤯), a whopping 60% of all Swiss venture capital is being dumped into deep tech. That’s like dumping hot chocolate into fondue; it’s a total mix but tastes 🔥. Stonks are vibing as startups snagged $1.9 billion last year, which is up from $1.4 billion in 2023 - and they’re on track to hit the juicy $2.3 billion in 2025! 🤑🚀 Fun fact: the Deep Tech Nation Switzerland Foundation (super catchy name, right? 🚨) is pumping out this info like they’ve got a golden goose in their backyard. "We’re just vibing in the Alps while funding supercomputers and AI that could probably beat us at poker," said some *unfathomably chill* Swiss developer, definitely not a meme creator. Meanwhile, other countries can only sip their lattes and watch as Switzerland builds the ultimate tech fortress like it's a scene from a sci-fi movie. 🤯💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Swiss chocolate will be AI-enhanced and programmed to make you a better human! So get ready for personal growth and heartburn all in one bite! #DeepTech #YodelingForStonks 🍫🚀