🚨🤑 Breaking News! I just DROPPED my iPhone 16 like it's yesterday's news (because, let’s be real, it totally is 🗑️) for the shiny new Google Pixel 10 and let me TELL YOU!!! I’m feeling *delightfully* chaotic right now! 🤖✨ This little gem is priced at a *steal* of $799 - that's right, the *same* as a fancy dinner for one and your ex's therapy session 💳💀! But fr fr, it’s bringing the hot fire 🔥 with AI features that actually work (unlike my last relationship!) — imagine your phone predicting your snacks better than your friends do! 🍕🤯 Stonks? More like snack stonks! 💰📈 And LOL, Google out here like “Hold my beer🍺” while revealing it has new features faster than you can say “This is fine” while scrolling through your IG feed. 🤡💔 Leaked dev quote: “We basically just slapped 'AI' on existing features and called it a day. It’s working though, so who’s gonna complain?” 😂 #based Listen, the only way I’m going back to my iPhone is if it starts baking cookies 🍪. My hot take? In 2024, iPhones will be sold in Kiosks to pay for their overpriced repairs — who needs Apple Care when ya got *chaos*? 📉🌌 Share this revelation or I’ll send an army of angry squirrels to invade your backyard. 🐿️💥