👀💥 Hold onto your smart light switches, fam! 🚦🔌 Because SwitchBot just dropped three new AI-powered products that could either revolutionize your home or send you spiraling into technophobe hell. 😱💀 First up, say hello to Niko and Noa, the questionable cuddly AI pets that are here to steal your snacks and possibly your soul. 🧸🤖💔 No cap, they better come equipped with better life advice than my last Tinder date! 🤪💔 (Developer Quote: "Yeah, they won't judge you for eating cereal at 3 AM... but they *will* call your mom.") 📞🤭 Then we’ve got the *SwitchBot AI Hub*, basically the overlord of your smart home. It behaves like a security guard with a PhD in eavesdropping 🕵️‍♂️, ready to alert you if Grandma stages a dramatic fall—just so you can call a Lyft instead of helping. 🤔🚑💵 (Imaginary convo: "Did the AI just *suggest* I ignore my Grandma? That's the future we want?") And last but not least, we've got the E Ink AI Art Frame 🚀🎨. It’s like putting your Picasso on a digital crutch, but *really* it’s just a glorified digital slideshow. You know it's gonna end up displaying a meme of "This is fine" anyway. 😂🔥 Here’s the take: In 2023, if your hub doesn’t come with existential dread and a subscription fee, are you even living? I predict a future where Niko and Noa will have their own reality show, fighting over who's the designated snack-stealer 💰💀🌀. Stonks? More like bonks! 😂 Keep scrolling, this chaos isn’t done yet!