💸💥 Y’all, let’s talk about Nintendo leveling UP… but not in the way we wanted! 🤣 They’ve just pulled a classic *“prices are going UP like Mario on a mushroom”* move! The OG Switch is now $339.99 - sorry, not sorry for your wallet, fam! 🤑💔 🎮🔥 Did you know the Switch OLED is now slightly less affordable than a mortgage payment at $399.99? Because why play games when you can *financially suffer* instead? 🤡💀 Like, sure, let’s just ignore that Switch 2 is already swinging in at $449.99. This is the *prime* example of “this is fine” while we’re all chilling in the fire 🔥. 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just thought, ‘Why not increase prices? Our customers love paying more!’” 😂 Meanwhile, fans be like: “No cap, Nintendo. I wanted Mario, not a *root canal* for my bank account.” 😩 And don’t even get me started on Joy-Cons. Those are $109.99 now! Like, are they made of gold? Did we accidentally stumble into a bling-bling version of Mario Kart? 👑✨ In a 2024 world where NFTs and subscription fees become the new norm, watch Nintendo drop a “Switch Tax” like it’s hot—because who wouldn’t want to pay a monthly fee to play Mario? STONKS! 🚀💥