🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: NINTENDO SWITCH OLED SLASHED BY $100! 🤑💥 Listen up, gamers! If you’ve been sitting on your couch contemplating whether to retire your ancient console that sounds like a plane taking off ✈️💨, Woot just dropped a literal nuke on your indecision! 💣💰 🔥 RIGHT NOW, snag that shiny Nintendo Switch OLED for just $249! 🎉 That’s $100 OFF! Like finding a dollar in your old jeans, but WAY more satisfying. (Also, no cap, don't try to wear your PS4 like jeans. It won't fit.) 😬 But wait, there’s MORE! 💅💖 For the real ones out there who wanna level up, get the Switch + Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Bundle for only $275 🎊. Who doesn't want to be the next Mario drifting through rainbow roads while your friends are busy coping with their last-gen consoles? 🚀🌈 👀 PRO TIP: These are international models, which means you'll be gaming like a global citizen 🌍, but they come with a 90-day warranty from Woot. Good luck explaining that to your mom when you break it! 😂 One dev allegedly said, “I just wanted to have more reasons to dodge bills this month.” 💀 My final hot take? In 2024, Nintendo is going to shout "FREE MARIO DRAFT!" and we'll all jump ship like the chaos monkeys we are. Mark my words! 🍌👀🚀🤡 #SwitchItUP #MemeEconomy