"Switch it up for $100 less! ๐ฎ๐ธ Prime Day got you feeling like a baller? No cap, letโs go! ๐๐ฅ"
๐จ๐ฎ BREAKING NEWS: NINTENDO SWITCH OLED SLASHED BY $100! ๐ค๐ฅ Listen up, gamers! If youโve been sitting on your couch contemplating whether to retire your ancient console that sounds like a plane taking off โ๏ธ๐จ, Woot just dropped a literal nuke on your indecision! ๐ฃ๐ฐ ๐ฅ RIGHT NOW, snag that shiny Nintendo Switch OLED for just $249! ๐ Thatโs $100 OFF! Like finding a dollar in your old jeans, but WAY more satisfying. (Also, no cap, don't try to wear your PS4 like jeans. It won't fit.) ๐ฌ But wait, thereโs MORE! ๐ ๐ For the real ones out there who wanna level up, get the Switch + Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Bundle for only $275 ๐. Who doesn't want to be the next Mario drifting through rainbow roads while your friends are busy coping with their last-gen consoles? ๐๐ ๐ PRO TIP: These are international models, which means you'll be gaming like a global citizen ๐, but they come with a 90-day warranty from Woot. Good luck explaining that to your mom when you break it! ๐ One dev allegedly said, โI just wanted to have more reasons to dodge bills this month.โ ๐ My final hot take? In 2024, Nintendo is going to shout "FREE MARIO DRAFT!" and we'll all jump ship like the chaos monkeys we are. Mark my words! ๐๐๐๐คก #SwitchItUP #MemeEconomy