🚨💔 ALERT! Nintendo is out here enforcing bans like it’s a high school prom and you’re the kid who showed up with a fake ID. No cap! 💀💔 A Switch 2 user, who we’ll call Reddit’s own “dmanthey,” got hit with a ban hammer after buying some *preowned* game cards off Facebook Marketplace. Like, are we trying to save money or saving our online gaming lives here? 🤨💸 So, this brave soul inserts the game into their Switch 2, thinks they’re about to patch it up like a mechanic prepping a vintage car, and the next day? BOOM! 🚫 Online services restricted! “It’s fine,” said no one ever. 🤡 What’s next, banning people for buying used socks on eBay?! Nintendo being all like: “Thanks for the ṭokenns, but your freedom’s on backlog.” 🤖💼 Instead of fixing the “whole process” (which supposedly was “painless and fluid” – very sus, bro), can we just agree Nintendo’s one step away from launching microchip implants to play their games? 🚀🤯 🔥 Hot take: If you keep buying used games, just accept you’re on the express lane to Ban City 🚦 – population: YOU! So only buy from legit sources unless you wanna see that “you’ve been banned” screen pop up like it’s the new dance challenge. 💃🕺 I can already hear the future: “Nintendo announces the *Switch 3* with anti-chips to prevent bans.” 💰 Stonks? More like “no thanks, I’m broke!” 💔🔥