🚨💀 ALERT: THE SWITCH 2 PRO CONTROLLER IS A TINFOIL HAT LEVEL OF UNSERVICEABLE! 💀🚨 Prepare your wallets because you might as well buy a new controller every week since fixing this bad boy is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture after 3 shots of vodka 😂🛠️. iFixit just dropped a tear-TEAR down of this design failure, and lemme tell you, accessing the battery requires a PhD in “Why Did I Even Try?” 🤡 You thought soldering back your grandma’s secret cookie recipe was hard? Nah, bro! 💀 You gotta tear off the faceplate like you’re opening a secret vault 🗝️ just to access the joy-con's battery, which, spoiler alert, isn’t even drift-free! This is fine? 🤨🔥 🔧 Quote from an imaginary Nintendo developer that probably doesn't exist but I'm feeling creative: “We love making our controllers unfixable! Don’t you want to buy a new one every time your battery dies? That’s called business.” 💸 *Drake pointing meme* So as you prepare for your inevitable bank account plunge, remember: Nintendo's motto is "if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, just buy a new one!" 🙌 Stonks going down, but hey, more plastic waste for the ocean! 🐬💔 Here’s my unhinged prediction: the Switch 3 will come with *NO* controller at all—just pure vibes. Get ready to be a thumb wrestler. 🤜🤛