🎮💔 ALERT! THE SWITCH 2 PRO CONTROLLER: MORE COMFY, STILL CRINGE 💔🎮 🚀 Gather ‘round, gamer fam, because Nintendo just dropped a new controller for the Switch 2, and NO CAP, it's about as exciting as finding a shiny Pokémon in a sea of Magikarp. 😴💤 Like, it’s cute and all, but did they really need to charge $85 for what looks like an old controller went to a spa? 🤑💆‍♂️ 🛑 BREAKING RESEARCH: "It’s called the Pro Controller because it makes you pro at NOT playing. 🤡" - *Anonymous Developer aka Doug from Accounting* Sure, it pairs with the Switch 2 better than a 90’s rom-com couple, but let's get real: it’s basically your dad's old controller but with new stickers. Want to save money? Just use your old Switch 1 Pro Controller and tell them "Thanks, but no thanks. I’m good." 🤷‍♀️💸 🌌 So, what’s the hype? They threw in a few extra features and called it “Pro.” Drake’s looking at this like he's seen better deals at a yard sale. 🔥😤 Prediction: In 2025, Nintendo will drop a Switch 3 with a cardboard box as a controller. It’ll still win “Best Controller of the Year.” Stonks. 📈💀💥