🎮💥 *Stop the presses, fam! We just got spicy news from the land of Mario and mayhem! 🍄* So, like, Nintendo looks to have knocked it outta the park with the latest Switch 2 update (3.0.0 baby! 💽💣). I guess they decided to stop playing peek-a-boo 🗣️👀 with our beloved Metroid Prime 4 and instead, they wanna let us remap our GBA controls. Yeah, you heard that right! TIME TO DE-LEET 🔁💀 your cringe control setup, fam! *Leaked Dev Quote:* "Honestly, we thought about making it easier, but who needs customer satisfaction when we have nostalgia?" - Some dude in a Mario hat, probably 🤡 And for the tinfoil hat crowd 🤖, the GBA games can now strut their pixels in 1080p handheld mode— cos, like, who doesn’t wanna see their 20-year-old games in HD? But, surprise surprise! No toggle to check it, so it's kinda like someone claiming they have a pet unicorn 🦄 but never letting you see it. *Drake pointing meme: "GBA retro greatness!" vs. "Still no Mario game?"* So, what does this mean? 🤔 GIF your hype levels to 10 outta 10, then cope and seethe until the next big release. 🚀🔥 **HOT TAKE:** By 2026, Nintendo’s consoles will have avatar tech where Mario literally *becomes* your best friend, and you’ll be making pasta with him in AR. Bet! 💰💩