🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS from the Nintendo Dimension! 🎮🚨 So peep this, fam. The Switch 2 is selling like hotcakes 🍰💰🚀—but hold up! If your Joy-Con thinks it's a solo player and decides to ghost you mid-game, you might wanna check that HDMI cable. 🤡💀 Like, for real, this ain't the end of the world. It's just your setup throwing a fit harder than this dog in a burning building: "This is fine." 🌪️🔥 Redditors are losing it, claiming their Joy-Cons are disconnecting like it’s a bad Tinder date. "Bro, it ain't you, it’s the cable!" said one totally fake dev dude named "CABLECzar." "Just go back to the OG HDMI—it's like Taylor Swift's best album; you know it’s the one." 🎤💁‍♂️ No cap, don’t let your console be that one friend who can’t make plans without drama. So, next time you’re seething over a disconnect, just grab the OG cable like it’s the holy grail and keep that gaming flame alive. 🔥🕹️ Final hot take? Within a month, all Switch 2s will come bundled with a warning label: “Do NOT use third-party cables unless you enjoy chaos.” 😵‍💫 🤖 What’s next? Nintendo reinventing the wheel? Expect Mario Kart 9 to run on toaster ovens. 🍞🚀