🌩️☀️ What’s that? A Swiss startup just bodied Microsoft and Google in a weather showdown! ☀️🌩️ Say hello to Jua and its *allegedly* lightning-fast AI meteorologist, EPT-2! 🌪️💥 Yup, you read that right, folks! They say it’s more *accurate* than the duo of tech titans, and I’m over here like: 🙅‍♂️ Drake pointing meme: “Please, make it stop.” But hold up! 🛑 Before you shake your head and say, “This is fine,” just picture this: a weather app that doesn’t make it rain on your picnic plans like a pathetic Microsoft Aurora or Google Graphcast. You know the *vibes* are real when the *Swiss* are flexing their forecasting skills like they’re hailing from Silicon Valley! 💪🌍 Insider leak alert! 🤖💻 “If weather predictions were a dating app, EPT-2 is *definitely* the one swiping right,” said some underground developer, probably while sipping an espresso and yodeling 🇨🇭🍺. In a universe where stonks 📈 are *always* on the rise, I’d say Jua’s got the chance to replace your favorite weather app while making billion-dollar companies *seethe*. 🔥🌈 🌌 Hot take: In 5 years, Jua will start predicting when we’ll finally get that flying car! 🚗💨 #ChangeMyMind #WeatherWizards 🧙‍♂️✨