🚨🌊 HOLD UP, SWIMMER SQUAD! Your 2024 version of a “smart swim” experience just dropped and it’s got more toughness than your average “this is fine” meme!🔥💪 Introducing the Form Smart Swim 2 Pro — it ain’t just goggles, it’s a *Gorilla Glass 3 revolution*! 🐒💎 You heard it right, these bad boys are so durable, they could withstand an angry sea otter throwing shade at your backstroke. 🦦💨 Regular goggles? Pffft, those are just fancy eye coffins at this point. 🧟‍♂️💀 Developer quote leak: “We wanted to make sure swimmers could battle Poseidon and still keep their vision sharp. Like, no cap, if your goggles break, did you even swim?” 😂🩴 And the anti-fog? Let’s be real, the only thing that should ever be foggy is your love life, amirite? 🤷‍♂️💔 But seriously, they’ve got a coating to keep you seeing straight. Wiping with your finger? That’s a cringe move, fam. Just try not to look like you’re prepping a seafood dinner in the pool, okay? 🍤🚫 So, what’s next? I predict a future where we'll have goggles that not only resist water but also tell you the stock market is crashing while you’re trying to swim... Stonks? More like *Swim-stonks*! 🚀📉🔥 Dive in, the future is moist! 🌊💥