🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF VIRTUAL CHICKEN CURRY AND CHEAP PHONE CASES 🚨 So, picture this: Indian quick commerce companies like Swiggy, Zepto, and Flipkart just hit the brakes 🔴 harder than your mom when she sees your online shopping history. Apparently, these dark store expansion plans are about as dead as your New Year's resolution to eat healthy 🍕💀! After a year of slinging snacks & swag like it’s Black Friday every day, they’re now like, “Whoa, hold up! Our cash burn is looking more tragic than a TikTok dance gone wrong!” 😱💸. *Leaked developer quote*: “Why expand when we can just chill and watch our competitors lose their minds over the latest avocado toast craze?” 🥑💔 Like, even Drake is out here like “Nah, too much stonks on dark stores,” pointing to the *good* decisions instead (vs. the cringe ones). In the meantime, expect the “super fast delivery” to become a bit more super slow (but hey, this is fine 🐶🔥). 👽🔮 Prediction: In 2025, all delivery will just be done via telepathy. Who needs stores when you've got mind powers? 💥💰 Stay tuned, munchkins—it’s gonna get spicy! 🌶️😜