🚨🎤 HOLD UP, SWIFTIES! 🎤🚨 In a move that could only be described as “this is fine” meets “stonks,” Wisconsin Democrats just dropped the *SWIFTIE Act*! 💥🚀 Named after our queen Taylor Swift, this bill is here to slap scalpers in the face SO HARD that they’ll be begging for refunds like it’s a PlayStation 5 release day! 😤💸 The "Stop Wildly Inflated Fees and Ticketing Industry Exploitation" act (YIKES, what a mouthful! 🤯) is like a caffeine-fueled galaxy-brain TikTok meme thrown right at overpriced ticket sellers. Imagine Drake pointing at you while you're charging $10,000 for a seat behind a pole in the nosebleeds! 🚫😩 And if you’re a scalper, let us hear your seething misery *loud and proud*, because this bill brings price disclosure and refund requirements that’ll have you crying like a sad puppy at a concert! 🐶🎟️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We should’ve named it ‘Stop-Taylor-from-ruining-my-scams’ Act. 😂” So, what’s next? Will we see Taylor Swift start a punk rock anti-scalper anthem? Or will she manifest a magical ticket portal that teleports you to the front row? 🤔✨ My unhinged prediction: next year, live concerts will be a VR experience where scalpers are put into a digital dungeon. 🔥💀 Share this or you’re a *total cringe*! 🥴✨