🌍💣🎉 YO YO YO! Guess who’s bringing back the boom? 🚀💥💰 A Swedish startup (no, not IKEA with furniture explosives, that’s for another day) is stepping into the Cold War time machine and building the first TNT factory in Sweden since the days when mullets were a thing! It’s called Swebal, and they’re ready to make kabooms like it’s 1989 - fr fr 🔥🔥 They snagged a whopping **€3 million** (stonks up, baby!) to spit out over **4,000 tonnes** of good ol’ TNT every freakin' year! 💰💣 Why? Because who needs drones and high-tech gadgets when you can just blow stuff up Old School? 🕹️💣😂 “War is basically just fireworks for adults,” said Joakim Sjöblom, Swebal’s big brain founder (totally a leaked convo 😏). Meanwhile, Major General Karl Engelbrektson is like, “This is fine” while putting on his *camo shades* like a boss. 😎🧢 But here’s my hot take: by 2030, they’ll have a factory tour day where you can make your own explosive candy. Call it “TNT Treats”—literal blast from the past! 🍭💣💥 Share this if you think war tech going retro is the vibe we need! 💃🕺 #ChaoticGood #WarfareAndChill