🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Swatch just dropped an AI tool that lets you design your own watch! 🕒🤖💅 Who needs Chronos when you can literally just let OpenAI play Picasso with your wrist? 🎨💣 Introducing *AI-DADA*: the “art” of just throwing words into an algorithm and praying for a miracle 🙏😂. Swatch is basically saying “here's a canvas, now let the robots decide if you have taste.” 💀✨ But wait, the *MoonSwatch* customization is still a pipe dream. So, if you're expecting to turn your ideas into a celestial wrist accessory, prepare to cope 😭. Developers are probably in the backroom arguing over who gets to put the “Moon” in MoonSwatch like: “Let’s just keep it off the table for now... I mean, we have AI, we need to save it for something important, right??” 💸🙄 So, if you’re looking to design an absolute **banger** of a watch, just remember: no cap, it might end up looking like the love child of a broken clock and a toddler’s finger painting. 🤡🖌️ 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: in 5 years, they’ll drop a fully customizable digital watch powered by AI—then you’ll be wishing you invested in both *Swatch* and therapy for the emotional damage of designing your dream timepiece that just looks… cringe. 📉📈 #Stonks Get ready for the apocalypse, tech fam! 🚀💣