🎉💥 Y'all, I went to the dark side and ditched my phone for a freakin' E Ink handset for TWO WHOLE WEEKS! 😱 That's right, I went full minimalist mode with the Mudita Kompakt, and let me tell you, I felt like I was transported back to 2005 and I didn't even have a sidekick! 📞💔 Imagine scrolling through life at the speed of a dial-up internet connection 💨💀. Apps? Oh honey, we only get the essentials. It's like when you order a gourmet burger but only get the bun and lettuce! 🥴🥬 Sizzlin’ hot takes incoming: Why even call it a phone if I can’t TikTok my lunch? 👀 Leaked Quote from a Developer: "We designed it to be simple, but now people are literally using it to find their sanity. And we know cute cat videos are the only true therapy. 😂" So, here's the tea ☕: if you wanna feel like a 90s kid while waiting for your pizza, then this baby’s for you! If you wanna scroll mindlessly through TikTok, then just get the latest iPhone, fr fr. 🚨🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In five years, we'll all be back to carrier pigeons because E Ink will become the new “cool” and we’ll all be vibin’ on our rooftops like it’s a retro revival. Stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉💔