📱💔 Breaking News: “I dumped my Samsung S25 Ultra for the Edge…and lived to tell the tale!” 💔📉 Okay, fam, buckle up because it’s about to get spicy! 🌶️🔥 So, this tech blogger just decided to play musical chairs with their smartphone and tossed the S25 Ultra for the *S25 Edge*🤪. Cue the DJ Khaled “Another One” meme because apparently, that's what we needed in 2023! Listen up, fam: The Edge is “almost” a dream phone. Almost? That’s like saying I’m almost a millionaire after winning $5 from a scratch-off. 😅💸 "It excels at taking selfies!" (Developer quote: “But like, aren’t all phones at this point?” 🤷‍♂️). But hold up! 🚨 Where does it fall short? Apparently, it doesn’t cook your breakfast, fold your laundry, OR teleport you to Mars. So, basically, still not a life-changer 😒. “I didn’t regret it,” they say. Sounds like someone has some SERIOUS cope 💀. If you wanna send your dollars flying like stonks 🚀📈, hop on the Edge train, but remember: it ain’t a spaceship, it’s still a glorified brick with questionable emojis. 🤖👀 Final hot take: In 2025, we’ll all be using *smart bananas* as our primary device! 🍌📱 #EdgeToTheFuture