🚨📱📉 BREAKING: I ditched my trusty Pixel for the juicy Galaxy Z Fold 7 and now I’m 🥴 thinking it was a bad idea! Why? Cuz one feature is as broken as my dreams of becoming a TikTok star! 💔✨ So, here I am, living *my best life* with this foldable fancy that screams "LOOK AT ME, I'M A TECH GOD!" 🚀💰—but the Android gods have forsaken one crucial feature. And no, it ain’t the battery life (we all knew that was doomed from the start) 💀. It’s the *Notifications*—like, they ghost me harder than my ex! Even Drake would be like “😒 nah, I’m good." 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought a hologram would be cool for notifications… turns out we just forgot to code it right. Oops!” 🤡 Honestly, it's giving *This Is Fine* vibes while I hold my Z Fold and do the *Drake Pointing* to my Pixel like “why'd you leave me?” 💔🥲 Just picture this: I’m folding my phone and my emotions at the same time. Stonks? More like stonks gone wrong! 📉🔥 Prediction: In 2024, everyone will be folding their phones AND their hopes and dreams. Welcome to the future, friends! 🚀💀🤖