🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: I swapped my beloved Linux overlord for a $200 Windows mini PC and BOY OH BOY, do I regret it! 🤡💀 Meet the Minix Z97, a glorified snack-sized computer that's like finding out your gourmet chef is actually a ramen noodle expert. 🍜💔 Imagine fitting three 4K displays in your IT dungeon while you secretly cry over your lost terminal commands! 🙈✨ Developer quote leaked from the "Windows Users Support Group": “I was vibing with Linux, but then I saw the stonks 🎉 of a mini PC and became the cringiest trader in the tech game! 🤦‍♂️💸” Not gonna lie, this little beast handles daily tasks like a caffeinated squirrel on a mission! 🚀 But every time I try to open Terminal, I have to cope with the fact that I’ll never feel the same way I did while typing “sudo apt-get install: will my life ever be the same again?” 🤔✨ In conclusion: if you're looking for a mini powerhouse that screams “I’ll do the minimum to run your Zoom calls,” then get this... but if you dare replace your Linux, prepare for the *ultimate* seethe! 🔥💩 Prediction: In five years, this mini PC will either be the tech world’s hottest meme or the default home for all ex-Linux users' tears. 💧👀 #WindowsUsersUnite #LinuxForever